It is fairly obvious to anyone who has been near a cat for a prolonged period of time that the little felines are clearly plotting to take over the world. And all we can do in the meantime is stay on their good sides by providing tuna, ear scratches, and the likes. A counter-rebellion would be detected and shattered immediately. Then, when the human race is overthrown by the cats (which may be an alien race), those of us in favor will be treated well. Dog people will be enslaved in Fema Camps all over the US. It’s only a matter of time. Get prepared right now and stock up on Felix while you can. Mark our words!